So I just went to the restroom and as I approached the door I heard to male voices talking. I figured they were in there washing their hands and having a normal “Hey Bob, how are things over there in accounting?” conversation. That would have been normal and acceptable. What I heard and saw was not. I walked in opening the door slowly because if you open it with any force you’re liable to knock out whomever is drying their hands (awful construction work there), when I walked in no one was standing there. I immediately looked at the floor and saw a man using the first stall, and since there was no one using the urinal I figured the third stall was taken and it was. This is where things get weird, both men were having a conversation while they were sitting on the porcelain palace. For the record neither of them were co-workers of mine they were from one of the other companies in the building.